I Can Has Website?

Why yes, if you'll excuse the atrocious grammar, I can. Has.

You know, it's amazing how long it can take you to do something when you really don't want to do it. You wind up categorizing everything, and making lists, and deciding to do everything in a specific order. That's the hard part of procrastination. It's almost like real work! Then, it gets easier: just decide which part you must absolutely do BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE. And then, don't do it.

Get a haircut. Watch some t.v. Make more lists. Do actual work on a completely unrelated project. When you have mastered this technique as I have, you can eventually be an artist who makes no art at all.

Like Damien Hirst.

But now, the site is finished, and you can peruse my gallery, read my "Artist's Statement" and even buy prints of some of my fabulous crap. It's almost like I'm a professional or something.

Oh, and I set up a Flikr page for my Museum on Wheels so I can update it whenever it "tours." So expect to see a lot of photos of the same Wal-Mart parking lot over and over.

I'm also working with Mallory on a photocomic project, but it's slow going right now. Because she actually has, like, responsibilities. And a life. But that's cool.
I have a website now: http://www.wix.com/crushkill/art

It's kind of okay.